I've learned that my daddy can say a lot of words I can't.

--- age 8

I've learned that if you spread the peas out on your plate, it

looks like you ate more. --- age 6

I've learned that just when I get my room the way I like it, mom

makes me clean it up. ---- age 13

I've learned that you can be in love with four girls at the same

time. --age 9

I've learned that you can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

---age 7

I've learned that if you laugh and drink soda pop at the same time, it will

come out your nose. --- age 7

I've learned that when daddy kisses me in the mornings, he smells like a

piece of Jolly Rancher candy. ---age 10

I've learned that when I eat fish sticks, they help me swim faster because

they're fish. ---age 7

I've learned that when I wave at people in the country, they stop what

they're doing and wave back. ---age 9

I've learned that when I grow up, I'm going to be an artist. It's in my

blood. --- age 8

I've learned that you can't judge boys by the way they look. --age 12

I've learned that if you want to cheer yourself up, you should try cheering

someone else up. ---age 13

I've learned that you should never jump out of a second story window

using a sheet for a parachute.---age 10

I've learned that sometimes the tooth fairy doesn't always come.

Sometimes he's broke.--- age 8

I've learned that if you talk too long on the phone with a girl, your parents

suspect something is going on. --- age 11

I've learned that girls sweat just as much as boys. --- age 11

I've learned that when wearing suspenders with one strap down, you need

to be careful going to the bathroom. --- age 10

I've learned if you put a June bug down a girls dress, she goes crazy. ---

age 6

I've learned that it always makes me feel good to see my parents holding

hands. --- age 13

I've learned that you shouldn't confuse a black crayon with a Tootsie Roll.

--- age 10

I've learned that I would like to be a horse and live on a ranch, if only

cowboys didn't wear spurs. ---age 8

I've learned that I like my teacher because she cries when we sing "Silent

Night". --- age 7

I've learned that milk helps keep your bones from bending over. ---age 7

I've learned that the teacher always calls on me the time I don't know the

answer. --- age 9

I've learned how to hold animals without killing them.--- age 5

I've learned that when you have three of your wild friends in the car, the

driver freaks. --- age 9

I've learned that gold fish don't like Jell-O. ---age 5

I've learned that you should say your prayers every night.

---age 9

I've learned that sometimes my mother laughs so hard that she snorts.

---age 7

and also . . . . . .

* Never trust a dog to watch your food.

Patrick, Age 10

* When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents.

Matthew, Age 12

* Never smart off to a teacher whose eyes and ears are twitching.

Andrew, Age 9

* Wear a hat when feeding sea gulls.

Rocky, Age 9

* Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning.

Stephanie, Age 8

* Never try to hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

Rosemary, Age 7

* Don't flush the john when your dad's in the shower.

Lamar, Age 10

* Never ask for anything that costs more than five dollars

when your parents are doing taxes.

Carrol, Age 9

* Never bug a pregnant mom.

Nicholas, Age 11

* Don't ever be too full for dessert.

Kelly, Age 10

* When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer

him

Heather, Age 16

* Never tell your mom her diet's not working.

Michael, Age 14

* Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.

Joel, Age 12

* When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's

the phone.

Alyesha, Age 13

* Never try to baptize a cat.

Laura, Age 13

* Never do pranks at a police station.

Sam, Age 10

* Beware of cafeteria food when it looks like it's moving.

Rob, Age 10

* Never tell your little brother that you're not going to do what your mom

told you to do.

Hank, Age 12

* Remember you're never too old to hold your father's hand.

Molly, Age 11

* Listen to your brain. It has lots of information.

Chelsey, Age 7

* Stay away from prunes.

Randy, Age 9

* Never dare your little brother to paint the family car.

Phillip, Age 13

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