Sign on an electrician's truck:

"Let Us Remove Your Shorts."

Sign Outside a radiator repair shop

in a small midwestern town.

"Best Place in Town to Take a Leak."

Sign in a realtor's office:

"Lots for little."

Sign in a shoe store:

"Come in and have a fit."

Sign in a maternity clothes store:

"We are open on labor day."

Sign in a non-smoking area:

"If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take

appropriate action."

Sign on the door of the maternity ward:

"Push Push Push."

Sign in a bookstore:

"We treat you write."

Sign in an optometrist's office:

"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the

right place."

Sign in a podiatrist's window:

"Time wounds all heels."

Sign in a butcher's window:

"Let me meat your needs."

Sign on used car lot:

"Second hand cars in first crash condition."

Sign in a muffler shop:

"No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming."

Sign over a gynecologist's office:

"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

On a Plumbers truck:

"We repair what your husband fixed."

On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania:

"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

Pizza shop slogan:

"7 days without pizza makes one weak."

At a tire shop in Milwaukee:

"Invite us to your next blowout."

At a laundry shop:

"How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no

charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that

be satisfactory?"

At a towing company:

"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

On a taxidermist's window:

"We really know our stuff."

On a fence:

"Dog food is expensive. Salesmen welcome!"

At a car dealership:

"The best way to get back on your feet: miss a car payment."

In a veterinarian's waiting room:

"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

At the electric company:

"We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you

don't, you will be."

Sign at a hotel:

"Help! We need inn-experienced people."

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